Labuschagne methodically applies butter on each surface of a slice of plain bread. “That’s the secret,” he explains as he closes the lid of his sandwich grill. “Perfect. Then you get it toasted on the outside.” He checks inside to reveal a golden square of pure toasted goodness, the melted cheese happily sizzling within. “And that’s the trick of the trade,” he explains. At which point, he does something shocking and odd.
Already, you may feel a layer of boredom is beginning to cover your eyes. The alarm bells of elaborate writing are flashing wildly. You’re probably aware that Labuschagne hit 160 for Queensland Bulls this week and is being eagerly promoted for an return to the Test side before the Ashes.
You likely wish to read more about his performance. But first – you now grasp with irritation – you’re going to have to sit through three paragraphs of playful digression about toasted sandwiches, plus an further tangential section of tiresome meta‑deconstruction in the second person. You sigh again.
He turns the sandwich on to a plate and heads over the fridge. “It’s uncommon,” he remarks, “but I genuinely enjoy the grilled sandwich chilled. Done, in the fridge. You allow the cheese to set, go bat, come back. Alright. Toastie’s ready to go.”
Look, let’s try it like this. Let’s address the sports aspect out of the way first? Little treat for making it this far. And while there may be just six weeks until the initial match, Labuschagne’s 100 runs against the Tigers – his third in recent months in all formats – feels importantly timed.
Here’s an Aussie opening batsmen badly short of performance and method, exposed by the Proteas in the World Test Championship final, shown up once more in the following Caribbean tour. Labuschagne was dropped during that tour, but on one hand you sensed Australia were eager to bring him back at the soonest moment. Now he seems to have given them the perfect excuse.
Here is a strategy Australia must implement. Khawaja has one century in his last 44 knocks. Konstas looks not quite a first-innings batsman and closer to the good-looking star who might act as a batsman in a Indian film. Other candidates has shown convincing form. McSweeney looks cooked. Marcus Harris is still surprisingly included, like unwanted guests. Meanwhile their skipper, the pace bowler, is injured and suddenly this seems like a surprisingly weak team, missing command or stability, the kind of built-in belief that has often put Australia 2-0 up before a game starts.
Enter Marnus: a top-ranked Test batsman as just two years ago, freshly dropped from the ODI side, the perfect character to bring stability to a shaky team. And we are told this is a composed and reflective Labuschagne now: a streamlined, back-to-basics Labuschagne, not as extremely focused with technical minutiae. “It seems I’ve really simplified things,” he said after his ton. “Not overthinking, just what I need to bat effectively.”
Naturally, nobody truly believes this. In all likelihood this is a rebrand that exists entirely in Labuschagne’s mind: still constantly refining that technique from all day, going more back to basics than anyone else would try. Prefer simplicity? Marnus will spend months in the practice sessions with coaches and video clips, completely transforming into the most basic batsman that has ever played. That’s the trait of the obsessed, and the characteristic that has always made Labuschagne one of the highly engaging cricketers in the cricket.
Maybe before this inscrutably unpredictable historic rivalry, there is even a sort of interesting contrast to Labuschagne’s unquenchable obsession. On England’s side we have a team for whom technical study, let alone self-analysis, is a kind of dangerous taboo. Go with instinct. Be where the ball is. Smell the now.
For Australia you have a player such as Labuschagne, a individual utterly absorbed with the game and totally indifferent by who knows about it, who sees cricket even in the spaces between the cricket, who approaches this quirky game with just the right measure of quirky respect it requires.
His method paid off. During his intense period – from the time he walked out to replace a concussed Smith at Lord’s in 2019 to through 2022 – Labuschagne found a way to see the game with greater insight. To reach it – through absolute focus – on a higher, weirder, more frenzied level. During his days playing club cricket, teammates would find him on the day of a match positioned on a seat in a meditative condition, mentally rehearsing each delivery of his time at the crease. Per Cricviz, during the initial period of his career a unusually large proportion of catches were dropped off his bat. Remarkably Labuschagne had intuited what would happen before others could react to affect it.
Maybe this was why his career began to disintegrate the moment he reached the summit. There were no new heights to imagine, just a boundless, uncharted void before his eyes. Furthermore – he began doubting his signature shot, got trapped on the crease and seemed to forget where his off-stump was. But it’s all the same thing. Meanwhile his mentor, his coach, believes a emphasis on limited-overs started to erode confidence in his positioning. Good news: he’s just been dropped from the one-day team.
No doubt it’s important, too, that Labuschagne is a man of deep religious faith, an evangelical Christian who holds that this is all predetermined, who thus sees his task as one of accessing this state of flow, however enigmatic and inexplicable it may seem to the mortal of us.
This, to my mind, has consistently been the primary contrast between him and the other batsman, a inherently talented player
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